Tagiarkisto ‘Translated’

* NINJA REPORT!

Kirjoitettu 29.04.2010 - sdall. Kategoriassa Uncategorized.


LINE 1) This happens to me a bit too often “Salla is a five-legged queer who eats arteries for dinner LOVE, Jammu” “Hey!” “Your fault for not logging out <3”. LINE 2) “Salla is a pea-brained protozoan who never learns LOVE, Sohvi” “Hey!!” “Your fault for not logging out <3”. LINE 3) “Salla forgot to log out again” “Hey!!” “I suppose I’ll never learn” “Nope”. LINe 4) “This would make a good fb-page: “Sdalla fordot to log out again loll”” “we could make a game out of this – whoever does the most ninja-strikes on Salla’s fb-status gets most points” “I already have high schore hihihi”

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* Mun elämä nyt vaan on näin superjännää. / My super-exciting life.

Kirjoitettu 25.02.2010 - sdall. Kategoriassa Uncategorized.


1) “What would happen if I didn’t procrastinate anymore but would do everything I’m supposed to right away?” 2) So I started my day with a nice laundry session. “Goodbye, stress!” 3)..continued by a dishwashing-session “Goodbye, stress!” 4) And a vacuuming-session.. “Goodbye, stress. Bye now, bye” (deadlines, pre-assignments)

1) “How did my hair get so long. Hmm.” 2) “Hmm.” 3) “Hmm.” 4)*snap* 5) snap snap snap snap 6) “…maybe I should just call for help from a hairdresser”

Haha ei ne kyllä noin kamalat ollu, mutta meninpähän kuitenkin kampaajalle kahden vuoden
tauon jälkeen. Nyt ne on kivat. Sisko sanoi että näytän Maria Veitolalta ja pari tyyppiä sanoi
taidehomoluukkini kasvaneen potenssiin sata. Whatever, dudes :DD

Eimutsiis, taas oli tällanen ihme väli kun en piirtänyt päivistä ollenkaan koska HÄVITIN PÄIVISKYNÄNI
Hyvä kun oon näin sopeutuvainen eri välineisiin. Mutku kuvapäiviskynä.

Meillä on viime aikoina ollut ihan tajuttoman kylmä eikä asiaa yhtään parantanut se, että meiän
keittiön patteri oli edellisyönä päättänyt lopettaa toimintansa. Keittiössä oli superit 7 astetta lämmintä.

Tulisi kevät. Ilman sitä loskavaihetta kiitos!

Nomutjoo, sit viel tää.

It’s been super cold here. The previous night the heater went kaput in out kitchen. In the morning it was 7 degrees warm.
1) “Wonder if it’s safe to heat up this wooden stove.. The chimney sweep-guy said it’s safe…half a year ago.” 2) “Nah, I suppose it won’t kill me”

6) “I…just cooked my dinner on a wooden stove! In some level this is way too touching”

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* Jouluhommia ho ho ho

Kirjoitettu 25.12.2009 - sdall. Kategoriassa Uncategorized.


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All I want for christmas is stuff I’ll buy myself.

Toivelistalla oli myös pakastin, mutta voin mä ilmankin elää :’D

Digijärkkärin ostin jo (käytetyn, ei rasittanut budjettia niin kamalasti), Joulupukki
toi mulle ladattavat akut, Hello Kitty-sukat (? :D) ja CD-soittimen, josta tuli sit mieleen
tää vanha kuvapäivismerkintä, jonka piirsin ku olin käymässä vanhempien luona Turussa:

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I’m not a big fan of all the Christmas fuss. I remembered this comic from a couple of months back when for this one day the only big store that was allowed to be open on Sunday was this big mall nearby.
“Super offers! Open 12-18! Happy shopping on a special permit!”

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1) We were going to get me stereos with mom and my sister. Dad:”I filled my tank there and I almost couldn’t make it out of the parking lot! It was horrible!” “I will survive”. 2) But when we got there.. it was seriously packed.

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1) Everywhere you could go there were grumpy people. Thousands of them. “Eep” 2) And their faces were all sour as hell “Paula! Please smile! I can’t take it!” “I don’t think I can”

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1) I got out though, without any major injuries “Super offers! Open 12-18! Happy shopping on a special permit!” “NEVER AGAIN” 2) …if emotional trauma doesn’t count. “I don’t think I need the stereo after all. What I think I need is a don’t-buy-anything-week. Now.”

Samaa linjaa jatkoin joulushoppailujen kanssa, en käynyt hulinassa kertaakaan <3

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* Jääkuningatar // Icequeen

Kirjoitettu 16.12.2009 - sdall. Kategoriassa Uncategorized.


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1) I remember when my flatmate warned that it might get slightly chilly during the winter “What a relief to come to my warm home from that Siberia-like weather” 2)”It could be a bit warmer inside though..” 3) “Nah, what the heck, this is good enouh. I wanna play Final Fantasy now” 5) “12 DEGREES??” But I never thought I’d get USED to the “slight chill”
Eventually I realized though –>

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…joka on upee :’D

Miitä tulee ikävä kun on kyse mistään Westikseen liittyvästä ;_;

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* 24 TUNTIA TUSKAA

Kirjoitettu 4.10.2009 - sdall. Kategoriassa Uncategorized.


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3-4.10.2009 Limingassa!
Tultiin paikalle yhdentoista aikaan lauantai-aamuna (ja ekan viiden tunnin aikana sain yhden sivun aikaan ahaha), valmiiksi tulin sunnuntaina klo 8.56.

(Mul ois liuta niitä kysymysnurkkahommiakin mut yks pläjäys kerrallaan :’D
Ja huomenna matka Hollantiin käy.)

LUE KOKO HOMMA//

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* Sekalaista moskaa, osa 2

Kirjoitettu 27.04.2009 - sdall. Kategoriassa Uncategorized.


This angst is not worth translating

Why does it seem like every time I go to Turku to see my parents I get sick?

1) Even though I was feeling terrible I had to come out to enjoy the sunny spring day 2)”It’s a sin to disrespect a beautiful spring day by dressing badly” 3) “On the other hand it’s also a sin to dress against your own mood. If you’re sick you should dress accordingly” 4) “I can’t run away from my sickday self but feel guilty for not praising the sunny day. I need a compromise.” 5) So I made it an ode to spring. With summershoes <3

1) My friend Sofia lent me something to read for the traintrip home “Not before sundown is amazing! A book you can’t let go before you’re finished!” “I wonder..” 2) I’m pretty bad at picking up novels to read but once I open a good book.. “..Wow.” 3) But only rarely does a book affect me this strongly “No… I have to switch trains…. I CAN be apart from this book for 10 imnutes. Yes I can!” 4) A hint. If you ever happen to get Not before sundown (or Troll- a love story) by Johanna Sinisano to your hands, read it. SERIOUSLY.

Sellanen oli pääsiäinen.
Vielä vähän fiilistelyä ja sit loppu.

1) I was talking with Jammu over the phone “Curse us for not having teleport” “Tell me about it. I’d be there right away” 2) Suddenly I got this familiar feeling  of PLING. And the rest you can guess . 3) “I can hitchhike there!” “What? It’s 10pm!” “Doesn’t matter. I’ll get going right away!” 4) I got going before the ink on my board was even dry “Away, away, away!” 5) (my destination) 6) (the city 30km away) 7) (the gasstation 5km away) “Where are all the cars?”

1) “Hi, Joiku…Umm, I was supposed to go to Kainuu but…yeah…” 2) “I only got to Oulu” 3) “Yeah I suppose it wasn’t too good an idea…Yeah. Silly me. Would you like to have this silly me on your couch for the night?” 4) “Isn’t it lovely having friends like me?” “Very.”

Sellainen seikkailu.
Kiitos Joiju ja Mii <3

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* Mattojumppaa

Kirjoitettu 25.03.2009 - sdall. Kategoriassa Uncategorized.


1) Alone. 2) With friends 3) While dreaming

1) Daytime 2) Evening time 3) Nighttime “One more! One more!” 4) “Look, there are running arrows on this table too!” “I think you’ve had a little bit too much”

Okei liioittelinkohan vähän :B. Ei me nyt koko aikaa pelata.
Mutta on kyllä on koukuttava peli. Ja hauska. Mä pääsin eilen läpi jo yhen kuusjalkasen
punasen ku vedin sitä 10 kertaa peräkkäin haha.

Apua.

A little bonus:

1) A little Disney moment “LET’S get tooo the business to defeeeeat the Hunns” 2)”Did they send me daughters when I asked for soooons” 3) “You’re the saddestbunch I’ve ever met but you bet before we’re throoough” 4) “Mister I’lll” 5) “Make a maaaan” 6) “Out of yooooou” 7) “…..beep” “A MAN.”

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* Full charge

Kirjoitettu 20.03.2009 - sdall. Kategoriassa Uncategorized.


1) Sun’s up. Pavement’s drying. Snow’s melting. The odour of spring is in the air. And Salla goes insane. 4) Spring indeed is my favourite season.

1) I lost my dancegame virginity today “Umm..” 2) “Umm” “Umm” I was quite bad 3) Muura danced like an old pro “The last time I played was like 2 years ago” 4) And Anne… Well.. 5) The game is very confusing. 6) “When are we playing again?”

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